(Source: v-ganistic, via famslikes)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via famslikes)

brutalgeneration:

the oaks are looking mighty fine these days! (by lawatt)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via vodka-cigarettes-and-collarbones)

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via way2fargone)

dooweewho:

the cracks are closing. but they can’t close properly ‘til i’m on the other side. i don’t belong here anymore. i think i’ll skip the rest of the rewind. i hate repeats. live well. love rory. bye-bye, pond. 

(via tardisheart)

ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

today my history teacher wrote on the board “welcome to history according to the white man” and threw our textbook across the room, said it was bullshit and started talking to us about ferguson

oh and he also said he will never assign homework because he hates it

did i mention his dislike for children honestly i couldn’t love a teacher more

(via cant-hold-back-my-fandoms)

(Source: lamesderasoir, via caloriqe)

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

(via slendycorntubbie)

zaynisunreal:

its 2014 stop caring what boys want you to look like start paying more attention in school make some genuine friends and dont give a damn what anyone has to say about you

(via slendycorntubbie)