i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
- me: why am i so fat
- me: eats 17 pizzas
- me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
- me: eats entire family
- me: why
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
i may be ugly and untalented
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you